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So I just wrote a sonnet, jeez you start to wonder why he didn’t lose it
Letting those out, each one a work of art.
Bet you’re wondering who I’m talking about, you’ll see in a bit;
Everything you read and watch derived from him, words in all nations’ heart.
Yeah, he’s an old fart; yeah his famous lover was a real sweetheart, oh yes
In his time and now, he’s the best; a master of prose.
He can squeeze a rhyme out of any situation, checkmate in a game of prosaic chess.
And when your poems start with the color of a rose …
Your English teachers love him even more
But I haven’t told you whom, oh dear
Let me show you with my rhymes, that’s what I’ve got in store.
I’ve got a steak, pass me a beer
Can you bake while you steer?
Are you fake? When I talk do you quake in fear?
Does it make you shed a small tear?
Yes, I think you’ve got the point now
If you haven’t figured it out, don’t fret; you’re probably just illiterate.
Pay close attention, to how I end my wordS
What happened to the end rhyme, thougH?
My wordy magic’s gone, ran out of literary manA
Nope, I just can’t match him, I keep drawing scissors and he’s a rocK
His ideas are sturdy; they’ve survived the test of timE
My best idea is always my worst, there’s not one I don’t want to tosS
And I dig a hole in my mind for inspiration but it’s gotten too deeP
The motivation mountain is too steep, but giving up’s not a characteristic of minE
Him? If his writing were medicine you’d swear it could cure malariA
I hope you’re plenty confused; you might be ready to strike me with a speaR
My intellect’s beyond yours and you might want to give your lance a good shakE.
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Don’t take this too seriously, it’s not supposed to be.